- A short proof of the Erdős-Nevanlinna-Alexsandrov-Toeplitz-Gauss-Grötzsch-Tschirnhaus-Schützenberger-Gel'fand-Gel'fand-Gel'fand theorem via the Erdős-Nevanlinna-Alexsandrov-Toeplitz-Gauss-Grötzsch-Tschirnhaus-Schützenberger-Gel'fand-Gel'fand theorem, preprint.
- A new construction of the graph join of a cycle and a vertex,
*Journal of Navel Contemplation*, to appear. - Statements of propositional calculus that assert their own unLaTeXifiability,
*Advances in Notation*, to appear. - Cocomputing cocohomological coobstructions to cocombing the cohairs on a
cococonut using coCoCoA (with Ezra Miller),
*Tropical Mathematics*, to appear. - On the equation \(\frac{\bar\Xi}{\underline{\bar\Xi}}=\frac{|11|}{\|1\|}\),
*Linearity***11**(2006), 1--11. - Linear programming on a base-13 abacus,
*Journal of Arrant Foolishness***-6**(2006), page numbers suppressed by the Department of Homeland Security. - On the singularities of poached foie gras topped with a warm mesclun mod-
*p*reduction and served over baby ratatouille,*Communications of the Proceedings of the Bulletin***105**(2006), - Yet another grand unified theory of everything,
*Grand Unified Theories of Everything***1**(2005), 42. - Xibu sfbmmz hpft po jotjef uif OTB,
*Cryptography and Discreet Mathematics***11**(2005), 11011011--11110101. - A short proof of the Riemann Hypothesis,
*Crank Quarterly***206**(2004), 4--803. - Sesquinonequihypermultidesingularizationalisticity
(with Ezra Miller),
*Set***1**(2004), 1-11. - How I spent my summer vacation,
*South Philadelphia Journal of Applied Probabilistic Spin Methods in Normal Global Rational p-adic Geometry***3**(2004), 4--8 (plus color illustrations) - Geometry of grape varieties,
*Transactions of the American Viticultural Society***355**(2003), 4151--4169. - Reversing the arrows in Arrow's Theorem,
*Journal of Complicated Diagrams***101**(2003), 29--21. - Algebras of algebras over algebras over algebras of algebras of algebras,
- Six unverifiable conjectures formulated by my thesis advisor while
drunk,
*Electronische Zeitschrift für Mathematik und verschiedene andere Sachen***1**(2003), Paper no. 248XB-861000000007C (56 pages). - Some remarks about some stuff, II,
*Joe Bob's Journal of Mathematics***104**(2002), 1--26. - The mathematical legacy of Pee Wee Herman,
*Transactions of the Antarctic Mathematical Society***42**(2002), 74--99. - Equivariant cyclotomic analysis on conformally divisible local
Kolmogorov costacks,
*Pretentiones Mathematicae***894**(2001), 35796--35812. - Subthings of the universal thing,
*Theory***54**(2002), 9--10. - Some examples of nonspherical cows,
*Hourly Journal of Mathematics***94121**, no. 306 (2001), 421--426. - Quasifunctorial representability of formally diagonal semiclosed
co-skew-categorical
*J*_{2}-hyperoperads, with applications,*Journal of Impenetrable Nonsense***37**(2000), 148--171. - Groupoids, monoids, and matroidoids,
*Manipulatorica***18**(2000), no. 3, 10--21. - On the Gaussian curvature of finite algebraic varieties over
perfect fields,
*Degeneracy and Triviality***0**(2000), 17--40. **Z**_{+}[√(*p*)/ε^{*}] is not*H*-tightly unbounded for*p*not of regular normal^{ψ}**A**_{2}-cotype with finitely many exceptions,*Annals of Tedious Calculations***48**(1999), 100--119 (in small type).- Special cases of the abelian grape joke,
*Neptune Journal of Mathematics***86**(1999), 406--444. - Erratum to "Erratum to "Erratum to "Erratum to "Better error-correcting techniques
in automated proof checking"""",
*Electronic Publications of the Visigoth Mathematical Society***100**(441), 1--311. -
Derived eigentorsors of sequentially crepant ultrafilters
(with Ezra Miller),
*Acta Mathematica Applicanda Pythagoreana***9**(551 BCE), 96--137.

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